Ik kwam dit tegen op een mailinglijst waar ik lid van ben:
I'm passing this on to you because it definitely works, and we
could all use a little more calmness in our lives.
By following simple advice heard on the Dr. Phil show, you too
can find inner peace.
Dr. Phil proclaimed, "The way to achieve inner peace is to finish
all the things you have started and have never finished."
So, I looked around my house to see all the things I started and
hadn't finished. So my goal during this week is to finish off a
bottle of fine Merlot, a bottle of Patron tequila, a bottle of
Grey Goose vodka, a bottle of Kahlua, a package of Oreos, the
remainder of my old Prozac prescription, the rest of the
cheesecake from the wife's card party, last night's leftover
pizza, some Doritos from football Sunday, and a box of assorted
chocolates.
You have no idea how good I feel now.
Please pass this on to those whom you think might be in need of
inner peace.
