een Saab 9-5 NG verrast je elke dag

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een Saab 9-5 NG verrast je elke dag

Bericht door Spartacus » do 28 jan, 2016 13:05

Gisteren weer eens iets nieuws meegemaakt in de ''cockpit'' van de wagen.
Na het starten van de wagen niets van display op de middenconsole. Wel de radio die speelde, de verwarming werkte ook , infeite alles, maar niets van scherm.
Nuja, heb al veel moeten zekeringen uit en in moeten stekken voor de i-pod te laten spelen. ( om de 2 maanden denk ik)
Nu weer een nieuwtje bijgekomen, maar ja, na zoveel jaar elektroproblemen verschiet je in niets meer.
OJa,op de terugrit was de display weer ok! :roll:

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Re: een Saab 9-5 NG verrast je elke dag

Bericht door Baasrijder » do 28 jan, 2016 14:33

Apart he? Ik ken dit ook uit de SS. Gebeurt heel af en toe. Opnieuw starten werkt bijna altijd.

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Re: een Saab 9-5 NG verrast je elke dag

Bericht door Zermatt » do 28 jan, 2016 14:40

Windows 10 lost dit vast op!
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Re: een Saab 9-5 NG verrast je elke dag

Bericht door 1001760 » di 02 feb, 2016 11:03

Daar past deze anecdote dan perfect bij:

Somebody at GM has a terrific sense of humour!

For all of us who feel only the deepest love and affection for the way
computers have enhanced our lives, read on. At a recent computer
expo(COMDEX), Bill Gates reportedly compared the computer industry with
the auto industry and stated, "If GM had kept up with technology like the
computer industry has, we would all be driving $ 25.00 cars that got 1,000
miles to the gallon."
In response to Bill's comments, General Motors issued a press release
stating: If GM had developed technology like Microsoft, we would all be driving
cars with the following characteristics (and I just love this part):

1. For no reason whatsoever, your car would crash twice a day.

2. Every time they repainted the lines in the road, you would have to
buy a new car.

3. Occasionally your car would die on the freeway for no reason. You
would have to pull to the side of the road, close all of the windows, shut
off the car, restart it, and reopen the windows before you could continue.
For some reason you would simply accept this.

4. Occasionally, executing a maneuver such as a left turn would cause
your car to shut down and refuse to restart, in which case you would have
to reinstall the engine.

5. Macintosh would make a car that was powered by the sun, was reliable,
five times as fast and twice as easy to drive - but would run on only five
percent of the roads.

6. The oil, water temperature, and alternator warning lights would all
be replaced by a single "This Car Has Performed An Illegal Operation"
warning light.

7. The airbag system would ask "Are you sure?" before deploying.

8. Occasionally, for no reason whatsoever, your car would lock you out
and refuse to let you in until you simultaneously lifted the door handle,
turned the key and grabbed hold of the radio antenna

9. Every time a new car was introduced car buyers would have to learn
how to drive all over again because none of the controls would operate in
the same manner as the old car.

10. You'd have to press the "Start" button to turn the engine off.
Saab 900i-16v Forty 05-'90 LPG (R.I.P. na 737.562 km)
Saab 9-5 2.3 Turbo aero Estate 04-'06 260 pk

ex: 900 turbo 4d '81; 900i LPG 4d '87; 900i LPG 3d '90; 900c LPG 4d '88; 900S NG 3d '94; 900 turbo 5d '92; 9-5 3.0 estate '99; 9-5 aero estate LPG '03; 9-3 SE 1.8i LPG '05

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Re: een Saab 9-5 NG verrast je elke dag

Bericht door rdebets » wo 03 feb, 2016 20:16

Minder grappig dan het vroeger leek want punt 10 is al waarheid geworden.

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Re: een Saab 9-5 NG verrast je elke dag

Bericht door Steve-O » do 04 feb, 2016 13:23

Ben je met je verkeerde been uit bed gestapt :?: Of kende je het al ?


7. The airbag system would ask "Are you sure?" before deploying. vind ik hilarisch :green_many:

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